The Forum: Disclaimer.

Hello.

Firstly, if you're only a kid, we suggest that you don't use the Forum (as it might contain rude or offensive words, like 'bum' or 'poo'), and that you stop reading this disclaimer too. Go and watch CBBC.

Secondly, this disclaimer is just really an arse-covering exercise, in the hope that, if people start going all Neo-Nazi on the Forum or whatever, we might just avoid going to prison or having our phones tapped by the FBI. If you don't like foreigners, go and read the Daily Mail.

Thirdly, even if you're not a kid, we'd like to reiterate that the Forum could conceivably contain even ruder words, such as 'fuck', 'wank' and 'twat'. If you're offended by this kind of language, we suggest you go elsewhere.

And fourthly and finally, The Rigg and me who's typing this would like to make it clear that we accept no responsibility for any of the crazed ramblings which may take place on the Forum. It's nowt to do with us.

Thanks.